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Sunday, January 31, 2016

Breakfast Hacks For Us Morning Haters

I keep telling myself that perhaps one day I will be a morning person. I'll look like this when I wake up:




Instead of my usual look:




A friend of mine once made a pretty solid attempt to turn me into a morning person. I woke up one day at 5am to workout with her in the morning. Let's be real. Me and 5am don't belong together.

Sorry, 5am. It's not you. It's me.
No, wait. It's you. You suck.

So despite my friend's attempt to adultify me, my morning routine still consists of waking up 15 minutes before I'm supposed to leave for work, hurriedly brushing my teeth, slopping on some makeup like Jenna Marbles (girl crush alert!!), and grabbing something from the fridge as I run out the door.


She's drunk. I'm tired. Same end result. Watch Jenna here.

In order to perpetuate my morning habit, I breakfast prep. These make-ahead egg muffins and overnight oats help me maintain the allusion that I have my sh*t together. So let's get down to breakfast business.




Mango-Coconut Overnight Oats. There are lots of great recipes for overnight oats out there since you can basically use whatever add-ins you like. I'm in love with this mango-coconut combo, but you can replace the mangoes in this recipe with whatever fruit you'd like- raspberries, blueberries, cherries, pineapple...etc.


  
Another awesome variation of this recipe is to add 2 Tbsp of cacao powder to the oat mixture and just layer with ripe banana slices instead of mango compote. Mmmm...chocolate for breakfast.

I HIGHLY recommend you use full-fat coconut milk. There's nothing that says you can't use low-fat/non-fat (except well, me- JUST DON'T DO IT!). It cuts down on the creaminess and seriously just won't taste as good.

Also, random fact! Did you know that mango skins contain the same allergen found in poison ivy? So don't bite directly into a mango with the skin. If you need tips on mango cutting, look no further than mango.org (legit).

Moving on to Egg Muffins. Like overnight oats, you can pretty much use whatever extras you like (bacon, sausage, peppers, onions, mushrooms...the world is your oyster). Although depending on how many you include, you may want to reduce the number of eggs in the recipe, so that you don't end up with a bunch of extra mix.



I used spinach and feta this time around because that's what I found in my fridge. Usually, I like to add some smoked salmon to my spinach and feta egg muffins though (it's delicious!).


 
Take note: SILICONE MUFFIN CUPS ARE KEY. I use these. They are nonstick, dishwasher safe (yeeeesssssss), and will keep your muffins fluffier. You can also use a silicone muffin pan, but I found that the muffins were a bit more dense and less uniform. Don't ask me why; I'm a liberal arts major.




And finally, if you must use a regular muffin pan, grease it to death with a solidified fat like coconut oil (unless your arms are a bit flabby like mine and you could use an extra arm workout). Otherwise, you'll be cleaning that pan for the next 30 minutes. And yes, I'm speaking from experience. FML.

So where my other morning haters at??? You all have got to try these. If you love mornings (ew), I forgive you. 



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Mango Coconut Overnight Oats
Ingredients
  • 1 - 13.5 oz can can coconut milk
  • 1 c quick oats
  • 3 Tbsp chia seeds
  • 1 tsp cinnamon
  • 1 Tbsp maple syrup
  • 2 ripe mangoes (or 1 - 16 oz bag frozen mangoes)
  • Juice from half a lemon
  • 1/2 tsp vanilla
  • 1/4 tsp cinnamon
Instructions
1. Whisk coconut milk in a medium bowl until smooth.
2. Add oats, chia seeds, tsp cinnamon, and maple syrup.
3. Cover and chill for at least an hour, or overnight.
4. For mango compote, peel and dice mangoes into 1/2-inch cubes.
5. Heat in saucepan on medium/medium-low heat until it comes to a simmer. Mix in lemon juice, vanilla, and 1/4 tsp cinnamon.
6. Reduce heat and simmer for 15-20 minutes. Mash mangoes with spoon (I use a potato masher!).
7. Once thickened to desired consistency, remove from heat and let cool.
8. Layer oats and mango compote in small containers or jars. Enjoy! These beauties can be stored in the fridge for up to a week.


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Egg Muffins
Ingredients
  • 9 eggs
  • 2 Tbsp heavy cream
  • 8 oz frozen spinach
  • 3/4 c feta cheese
  • 1/4 tsp pepper
Instructions
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees and lightly spray your muffin cups/pan with cooking spray.
2. In a medium bowl, whisk the eggs and heavy cream well. *Hint: I like to use a bowl with a lip for easy pouring later.
3. Thaw the frozen spinach and add it to the egg mixture. (Fresh spinach is also great to use! Just cook it in a skillet before adding it to the egg mixture. I use frozen spinach and just thaw it in the microwave. #lazygirl. Also, remember that you can replace the spinach and feta with whatever ingredients you like.)
4. Add feta cheese and pepper.
5. Pour into muffin cups.
6. Bake for 18-20 minutes until toothpick comes out clean.
7. Let cool and store in the fridge for up to a week. I take one to work and just heat it up in the microwave for a quick, easy, and healthy breakfast!

Saturday, January 30, 2016

Mousse and the Millennium Falcon

How was your week?? My major accomplishment was that I finished my book for this month's book club.

I feel like that deserves some emphasis. I'M. IN. A. FREAKING. BOOK. CLUB. How adult is that?! Nevermind that I didn't read the book for last month's meeting and basically just sat there eating cheese and drinking wine. Woops...




Speaking of wine, I wanted to go to a winery today. I put on my best Han Solo getup...




Where my other Han Solo b*tches at?

If Lando can do it, why can't I?

The Millennium Falcon would be great to have in this DC winter traffic...

"Why did you just make so many Star Wars references? *Sigh. Now you just sound nerdy AND basic." ...she thinks to herself.

But alas, my boyfriend convinced me that driving to a winery in my little compact car on all those country roads (with the giant snow piles that probably won't melt until April) wasn't such a good idea. WEEKEND RUINED.

So I had no choice but to console myself with some healthy chocolate mousse.




Plus I had some overripe bananas lying around, and I don't know about you guys, but I just can't eat them when they're like this (baaaaaarrrrrrrrff):




I adapted this recipe from Deliciously Ella- introduced to me by one of my super healthy besties.

My chocolate mousse, however, is the lazy girl version (see Ella's full recipe here). Ella is a plant-based diet recipe blogger, who avoids meat, dairy, wheat, and sugar. But wait! Don't eat the hater tots if you love meat and dairy as much as I do - !!Ermahgerd cheese!! - cause this recipe is stupid simple and amazeballs.





Just put an avocado, two bananas, some cacao powder, and maple syrup into a food processor. Blend. Proceed to stuff face.




*Note the use of CACAO powder, rather than COCOA powder. I use the one shown below. I bought it from Whole Foods, but you can also find it on Amazon here. Cacao is much less processed and contains more antioxidants. BOOM. HEALTH.




NOW GO TREAT YO'SELF!



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Healthy Chocolate Mousse
Chocolate doesn't ask questions. Chocolate understands.
Ingredients
  • 1 avocado
  • 2 ripe bananas
  • 3 Tbsp cacao powder
  • 1 1/2 Tbsp maple syrup
Instructions
Mix all ingredients in a food processor. You're done!
Details
Prep time: Total time: Yield: 2 servings (unless you're particularly chocolate crazed = 1 serving)

Sunday, January 24, 2016

Introverts Love Snow

So yesterday I watched The Lego Movie while crushing a bottle of red. How perfect is that for a 'struggling to adult' moment? Have you guys seen it? I thought it was entertaining and cute, but I'm definitely biased because I'm in love with kid movies...Kung Fu Panda, anyone?? Finding Nemo?? Harry Potter is for adults too- let's be real!!



Anyways, today marks Day 2 of us DC area folks being stuck inside. I love snow days. Even though Storm Jonas fell on a weekend, there's still something about being unable to go anywhere that sets this apart from other weekends.

I think my love of snow days is compounded by my introverted nature. I have nowhere to be and nothing to do!! Yay! I've struggled to come to terms with the fact that I am more of an introvert in this extroverted world. A career counselor once told me that I am a "situational extrovert," which sounds like some wishy washy horoscope that can apply to anyone. I like being around people sometimes, but other times I don't. Does this not describe almost everyone?! GROUNDBREAKING.



This is not to say that I don't like people; I love people. And if you are one of my close friends, I am loyal like a sheepdog. As a "situational extrovert" though, there are a few things I wish my more extroverted brethren understood about those of us with an introverted side...Below are some highlights from a Lifehack article I recently read:

1. We're quiet, but it doesn’t mean we don’t want to talk.

I would change the latter part of that sentence to "but it doesn't mean we don't like you." I feel like this happens to me a lot. I can be shy or quiet around larger groups of people (or just people I don't know very well), and I fear this often gives them the impression that I'm stuck up or don't like them very much. That is definitely not the case! Don't read into it. I'm just quiet.

2. We like hanging out one on one better than in groups. We’ll listen to you forever.

I feel like those one-on-one conversations are when you really get to know someone. You know?

3. We suck at responding to texts because sometimes we don’t want to talk – to anyone.

Pay attention here, Mom! Don't take it personally. I just don't want to talk to anyone sometimes. Especially now that we live in this world of constant connectedness. Facebook, instagram, snapchat...etc. are all great, but sometimes a girl needs to unplug.



^Story of my life.

4. It’s hard to get us out, but we’ll have a great time when we do.

Sometimes I need to be dragged kicking and screaming out of my apartment on a Friday night. "It's going to be cold outside." "My makeup is just going to come off when I start sweating in the club anyways." "I have nothing to wear." "I could catch up on Netflix." "Sleep sounds more appealing." "I already have wine at home...why would I go out to pay for it????"--> most compelling argument. These are my mantras when I don't feel like going out. But if you can get me out (super kudos to you!), I'll have a great time.

5. We don’t like small talk.


Ugh. Small talk. Let's cut the crap and just get to know one another better, okay?




6. We don’t actually have a staple “group” of friends.

"We often pick and choose one or two individuals from different social groups that make up our closest friends. But we make this handful of best friends our life and we’d do anything for them." This is so true for me! Most of my best friends don't even know one another...  Unless you count these besties of mine shown below. 




Anyways, I know there are lots of conversations out there about introverts/extroverts, but these past couple days have given me time to appreciate where I fall on the spectrum. Where do you fall? Going stir crazy inside yet?


Saturday, January 23, 2016

Welcome Snowpocalpyse!

How is your weekend going so far?! I am thoroughly enjoying this snow. If you're on the east coast, you know what I'm talking about. Winter has officially arrived, and apparently it is only going to get worse. All of this 70 degree weather we've been getting recently has been seriously complicating my wardrobe picks anyways. Hopefully, you all are inside, bundled up on the couch, and watching some Netflix (unlike some of these poor souls on my street shoveling snow).

To me, snow days are all about pigging out! And today is no exception. I hope some of you agree. Forget the diet and the health rule that says I can only have one glass of wine a day (if you're a guy, you're allowed two...so unfair). Not that I necessarily follow that rule to a T on a daily basis, but that is besides the point.



^Truth. I feel pretty prepared for this snowmageddon. I've got a butane portable stove, plenty of toilet paper, and gallons of water. My fridge is super stocked with food right now- guac, chicken, steak, yogurt, like 20 types of cheese, you name it- so if the power goes out, you can probably expect me to be lying on my kitchen floor stuffing all the food I can into my mouth. Don't judge.

For those of you who know me, you know that my day revolves around my next meal. Food is part of the joy of living, amirite? My commitment to this philosophy is probably why I can't seem to shed these last five pounds to save my life. 

Anyways, tonight is short ribs (cooked sous vide for two days by my wonderful boyfriend) and sweet potato fries. If you're a food nerd, you already appreciate the genius of sous vide cooking. If you aren't familiar and you love meat, you seriously need to get in on this. Google it. My boyfriend uses the Anova cooker. Thank me later. Also, did you know that you have to soak sweet potato fries (or any fries) in cold water for like an hour before you bake them? Otherwise they become sad, soggy, and limp. Ew.  

Well, I hope you are having an amazing day and were prepared for this mess by stocking up on plenty of beer and wine! Any noteworthy food/booze plans?